Grossly Overwritten: Volume 1

Megan Fox wants Salma Hayek’s breasts!

Megan Fox is perfect. We know it and she knows it. right? Well, apparently not.  According to Megan she looked terrible on the set of Transformers and wishes she had a pair of mellons to rival those held by Salma Hayek.

Megan. You are the hottest thing on Earth.  You have great, if not quite as large as Salma, tits!  We wouldn’t change you!

Now we all know, it is plain to see that overall, Megan Fox is far hotter than Salma Hayek.  Sorry Salma, even though you are a smoking beauty, Megan is just something else.  Still, the question remains; would we prefer Megan with those double D monsters on her rack?  or do we like her how she is - in perfect proportion?

My feeling is that we will be split on this decision, since some men like fake, barbie looking chicks and others like the girl next door type.

My vote goes to the current Megan, although if I was looking solely for a pair of jugs to warm my ears between on a cold night Salma’s would win in a landslide!

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