Megan fox with her father, I mean boyfriend

Megan Fox has decided not to get married to old man but supposed boyfriend Brian Austin Green. Quites what se sees in him I have no idea, and quite why he thinks it’s ok to have a double-barrelled name is completely beyond me.  I mean, is Brian green such a bad name?

Still the old bastard got what he deserved as the pair have decided to call off their wedding.  Officially they are describing it as “a mutual decision” but we know the real reason.  Megan Fox woke up one morning next to old man rivers and his Viagara supply and thought to herself ‘hmm, I’m 22, I wonder if there’s any men out there in their 20’s as well.’  This revelation led to Megan sneaking out of the bed, over green’s bed step and urine pan and off into the big wide world.

Megan, you have made the right decision, I mean, think about it.  when you are 35 - a perfectly decent age - he will be 50!  50!  Let’s just take that in for a second, shall we.

So there yo have it folks, Megan Fox is not marrying that old bed wetter, shi is in fact on the look out for some young, tupeeless man meat who has both his original hips!  So stay alert!