In an article in GQ magazine, Megan Fox admitted to having a raunchy lesbian fling as an 18 year old.  Fox was reported as saying “my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop.  I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Megan enjoyed when Nikita would do slow dances to Aerosmith and would get turned on to the point that she she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit work.

I can not think of anything I wouldn’t give to see that show.  I would assume that this stripper was a hotty, since Megan must have some pretty high standards, therefore lets all petition for Megan to do a movie about this particular part of her life.  Better make it an underground production.

Find it on shelves next to Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson.

Well folks, this may be the last ever post on Meganfoxphoto.com. Why? you ask… Well, after this post, we don’t think we will ever find anything quite as good, ever again.  As we know Megan Fox is one of the hottest, sexiest women on the planet. Only problem is, she has never done a topless shoot and has certainly never been seen nude.  This however, is about to change.

Below Megan Bares all, and I mean all! These pics are all from the set of her new movie in which she seems to be naked almost constantly -  you’ll be seeing it then.  The movie has so much of Megan naked that I would assume it to be entitled something like ’the clothes eating, tit exposing monster’ and it is out in early ‘09.

Ok…here you are then….Megan in all her glory

ALL her glory!!!!

How Glorious!

Megan is of course, the world’s hottest female. However, these are troubled times for our queen of fine, as she is feeling pressure from similarly desirable contenders.

Lets get started with the more famous of our two contenders - Jessica Alba.  Jessica has been an object of desire for a few years now as a reslut of her role in movies.  Jessica’s best attribute is her face but she also has a perfectly rounded ass that may rival that of our beloved megan.  Miss Alba however, is now Mrs. Alba as she is married - a major drawback when it comes to judging the hotest chicks on earth.

Verdict 8.9/10

Next up is the youngest of our three contestants, Brazilian model Adriana Lima.

Lima is best known for being a Victoria’s Secret girl, which basically means she’s smoking hot.  Lima is the archaetypal Brazilian hottie - smoking hot tanned body, long legs and a wardrobe full of dental floss bikinis.  This brazilian beach babe however is also blesses with a stunning face with big blue eyes and unbelievavble DSL’s.  I really can’t think of a bugaboo with her other than the fact that she is a healthy 5′ 11″ which means you’ve yot to be at least 6′ 1″ to date her.

Verdict 9.6/10

Final Verdict: Well, Lima beats out Alba for the right to be the number one contender.  I have them at about as close to a dead heat as possible.  After further research and deliberation I will make my decision, but at the moment it is a tie, leaving Megan sitting atop the hot scale for at least a little while longer.

I’m usually opposed to already super hot starlets and celebrities getting all sorts of plastic junk attached to their bodies, but in this case, I think the post surgery look is certainly an improvement. I’d go out on a limb and say that Megan went from a modest 9.37 on a scale of 10 to a solid 9.50 with this alteration.

If she would add several more breasts and possibly a front butt, she may eclipse ‘10′.

Maxim Cover

FHM Cover

Cosmo Cover

As you all know (probably far too well) Megan Fox has done many covers over the span of her career.  What I want to know from you is which one is the hottest?! Do you like FHM?  Maxim maybe? Or…for those of you in Utah Cosmo perhaps?

Megan gives a truly hot glimpse of her ample cleavage while still, somehow drawing most of the attention to her unreal eyes. Unlike most hollywood pin-up girls, Megan has hypnotic eyes and true beauty to go along with her smoking, ‘good god I’m going to faint’ body. I’m sure you’re all sweating as much as I am by now, so i’ll let you take the poll…

Does this photo:

A) Make you want to stay in all day with the blinds closed

B) Make you wish you were a photographer

C) Make you convinced of the existance of God

D) Make you hate yourself for never getting to fondle anything quite like that

Tough choices people, in fact, there should probably be an ‘all of the above’ option, but that would be too easy an answer, wouldn’t it?

There are few things in this world that a man (or lesbian) will trade a portion of their genitals for.

Would you give a testicle to be poised right behind Megan Fox in this photo?

Of course, you’d be crazy not to want to. The question is; how much of your sex life would you be willing to part with in order to get a piece of that?

1 inch of your shlong?
A testicle?
The inability to reach orgasm…ever?

Seriously, have a close look at her ass. It’s something of divine glory.

Do you ever have those dreams that you absolutely cannot shake, so good in fact, that you start rhythmically humping your bed like a Terrier on a stuffed bear?

I imagine this Photo of Megan Fox to be an instant bed-soaker. It has all of the elements of an instant classic:

Megan Fox nude getting ready for the bath with a very coy look on her face.

You can nearly see her chonch, which is a career-minded move by Megan. Nothing will score her new roles in movies faster than making every hollywood director wonder how we can get at that snatch.

Wait….

Megan fox closeup

What do you think it is?

Megan Fox …

The delectible sex symbol of a generation, the glorious piece of American Pie destined for a life of eternity stimulating erections in the hearts of men and women the world over. 

She is the one and only.  If this woman is not on your list, place her there and don’t you dare ever remove her.  

This post is dedicated to the pure lust of Megan Fox and whatever trouble she manages to get herself into. 

Keep your pants on, and enjoy in peace.

Megan Fox GQ cover